Sunday, November 6, 2011

Little Ditty

There is a little song we have always sang in my family. It's a cute Thanksgiving song. Now that I have my own children, I sing it to them. I'm starting to wonder though, if it's a little morbid!
There's a great, big turkey out on Grandpa's farm,
And he thinks he very gay.
He spreads his tail just like a great big fan,
And he struts around all day.
You can hear him gobble at the girls and boys,
thinks he's singing when he makes that noise.
He will sing a different tune,
Upon Thanksgiving day!!
Sing the bold faced part in a menacing tone!! :) I can't believe there is only 19 more days until Thanksgiving. We are extra excited because for the first time in 5 years, Brent doesn't have to work!!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Resident Evils

The current objects that vex me:
1. My next door neighbors 'vampire' truck. Apparently this vehicle can not function unless the sun has set. It roars to life with its original 1960-something engine, surpassing the average truck's sound decibel level. Layman's terms? LOUD truck.
2. The weeds in my back yard. The tallest has now reached a good 12 feet.
3. My inability to officially wake up every day.
4. My three year old's desire to get into everything that doesn't belong to her.
5. My 2 months old's desire to continually cry.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Hypocrite

The following is a list I stole from someone else! Things I swore I would never do, and have not. Things I swore I would never do and have.
Things I will never do:
1- I will never be a fan of reality stars. I.E. Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Paris Hilton
2- I will never drink Pepsi or Coke as my preferred beverage. I just don't like it.
3- I will never smoke.
4- I will never be a relaxed, easy going person.
5- I will never be blond. Not that I have anything against the hair color. I just think I would ridiculous.
Things I said I would never do and have:
1- Own a "sweat suit". One of those valour ones in a bright color. Yeah, I do and it's plum.
2- Run a marathon. I haven't done this, but I have now decided to toy with idea!
3- Have a DVR
4- Play video games
5- Buy an Ipod
6 Get stuck on sitcoms
SO there you are!! All my hypocrisy out in open!!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

This is why I have a Bug Man!

I found this dead young lady on the doorstep of my back porch. Her abdomen was the size of a dime. Go get a dime. Look at it. Yep! One big damn spider!!
The red hour glass on the belly confirms, black widow. Big. Spider.
A big thank you to my neighborhood, friendly bug guy of On Target Pest Control.
Don't want spiders? Or ants? Or roaches? Call him!! We love him! ;)

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

My Ghost Story

Coming off the coat tails of Halloween I thought I would share my first 'paranormal' experience. I have had my fair share, some of them I'm sure there is an explanation for and some there just isn't. I believe in the paranormal, but I also know that the majority of cases can be explained.
I was around the age of 13. We lived in my old house. For years I had notice shadows out of the corner of my eye and would hear noises I didn't recognize. I passed them off, not even considering a different explanation might be in order. I am notorious for my insomnia and would routinely lay awake at night or prowl the house. In my room, if I lie in my bed and faced out, my head was level with my desk. Our rooms were small, so the desk was fairly close to my bed. I would throw towels, or clothes over the back of the chair on a regular basis, until I was ready to put said item in its appropriate place.
I have very poor vision. So bad that if I don't have contacts in or glasses on, my hands extended in front of my face are blurry.
I was laying in bed, trying to sleep, and would occasionally open my eyes to peer out into the hallway. I noticed a white shirt draped over my desk chair was arranged in the shape of a human form. I kept observing this interesting phenomenon, assuming it was a shirt or towel that looked spooky. I squinted hard, trying to remember what I had left there. Finally deciding the image was just too creepy. I swatted my hand in a half hearted attempt to knock the object to the floor. As my fingers met what I had assumed would be material, they felt like I had plunged them into ice cold jello. I jerked my hand away and starred wide eyed at the pale mass in my desk chair. I was stunned. Frozen in place. The specter seemed to turn its head slightly, regard me, and then dissolved into nothing.
Ironically I wasn't afraid of what ever had occupied my desk chair, just surprised.
Other events occurred in that old house, but I digress. Maybe another time.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Brought to you by the letter J

In my family we have a J name over load. George(which is does not begin with J, but has a J sound), Jeanette, Jennifer, Julian, Jed, Joshlyn, Jara, Jack, Jordan. Gasp! Say that 10 times fast! There is an on going joke about the excess of J's, and some of us have decided to branch in a different direction.
Now my husband's family has developed their own over load!! E's!! Ella, Ethan, Elsie, Elizabeth and now my newest niece Elise. (She is actually my sister's new daughter)
I guess great minds all think alike. I am curious to see the next letter that crops up in multiples.

My Challenge

I am taking inspiration from my blogging buddy Whitney, and have challenged myself to blog every day for the month of November. I think it might be slightly cheating to pick a shorter month, but that's only a minor detail!!!
I feel it is only fair to warn you that these posts might be filled with personal opinions, judgement and sarcasm. So tomorrow I will have hopefully pulled together something interesting enough to blog about. Get excited!!!
PS Whitney I'm sorry, but I may rip off a few of your ideas!! Because in all honesty, I'm just not that creative!!