My Opinions Caused BY My Bad Mood

I'm usually an open minded person and go by the attitude of 'live and let live'. But I am in a bad mood today and I have decided to take it out my blog. If you were wondering why I am so pissy, it's because I am sick for the 4th time in the year of 2013 and my baby is bat crap crazy AND I'm moving for the 6th time in 8 years. 2013 has royally sucked and there is no light on the horizon.

So here are all my opinions on controversial topics. They are meant for entertainment and informative purposes. If you do not share my opinion please restrain yourself from trying to change my mind.

1. Gay marriage- yup. I started out with a big one!! You what I think? I don't give a rat's hat if gay people want to get married. Not one bit. I don't care if they want to have kids. Because there are a lot of straight people out there married with families, and they are really terrible at it. I would much rather see a happy, healthy little one with parents of the same gender, than in a home with a sleazy mom and a dead beat dad. The religion I practice (and deeply believe) councils that a marriage is between a man and a woman. I support my religion and if I had to publicly and openly in the name of the church say how I felt about same sex marriage, I would only feel comfortable saying what the prophet councils. But really I just don't care. Let them be happy. It does not effect how I feel about the sacred vows I share with my husband.
 I feel this way about polygamy too. If everyone is safe, happy and healthy, go for it!! When that stops being the case, it should not be allowed. FOR ANYONE.
My rule about all things is: don't push it on me. I don't want to see 2 people gay or straight or unknown making out in public. It's gross all around!! I don't want to be hit on by anyone who is not my husband. Pretty simple rules to follow.

2. Gun Control- I think that our lovely little government needs to find a neutral zone when it comes to guns. We are NEVER going to get rid of every gun in the country. Nor do I think we need to arm EVERY citizen. If you want to own one, do it responsibly. If you are uncomfortable stay away from them. Yes they cause horrific crimes. Yes it is terrible. But a massive outlawing of guns is not going to stop CRAZY ASS PEOPLE from making CRAZY ASS choices. Yes, there should be rules and regulations. But they should be smart and that decision should include people who know how handle weapons.

3. Home schooling- I would never home school my children. I do not think anyone who does not have a SERIOUS amount of dedication and an education is capable of educating a child properly.
I know with confidence that I would get lazy and put it to the side and my children would be stupid. I think too often children who are home schooled are not prepared to face adulthood and society. Not all of them. But a lot of them.

4. Natural Birth- I know there are some women out there who do it for the spiritual experience. Or for the natural, drug free aura. That is amazing and I commend you for your courage. But I think a lot of them do it so they can fluff their feathers, pat them selves on the back and scorn the rest of us for demanding that needle with a fire in our eyes!!

5. I HATE IPHONES- I went on a scathing rant about 3 days before Christmas about how I think they are the anti-Christ. Christmas morning I opened an Iphone. My husband shrugged and told me I could take it back. I just hate how everyone always has their face glued to it!! (cough*cough* MY HUSBAND) There is nothing so important to me on Pinterest or facebook that I can't sit and talk to my friends with out someone checking SOMETHING on their phone. I don't care if someone checks messages. I do that all the time. I can talk, text and listen all at the same time. But people!! I promise you can  WALK, DRIVE & EAT with out it!!

6. I don't like dogs- They're cute and the idea of a dog seems nice, but every time I'm around a large breed I remember why I'm a cat person. (For the record, I think cats are almost just as bad, just less work on my part) My dad has a black lab. She's not a petite girl so she almost looks me in the eye. Not a super accomplishment seeing as how I'm short. But she slobbers on me and drools and PANTS. Bleh. He has to clean up fecal matter that is, quite frankly, impressive in size!! You have to feed dogs on a routine and walk them. Too much work for me. There are days I don't even see my ungrateful feline. She holes up in a dark, cool place and shuts down!!

Anyways. Maybe I won't be so ornery in a few days and post something nice, but the way things are going.....DON'T EXPECT IT!!!

Interesting......

Ella is an inquistive little girl and asks about 100,000 questions a day.

She always wants to know,

"Why?"

 

Yesterday we ran into the store and saw two very flamboyently dressed men holding hands. Ella locked on to them with her eyes and I braced myself for the barage of questions headed my way.

They both had bright, rainbow colored hair and colored leather pants. Both had multiple facial piercing and one wore fingerless gloves.

 

I was picking out some apples and thought maybe she wouldn't notice them, but she did. Her little hand patted my leg and she asked,

"Mommy, why are those 2 boys holding hands?"

 

I froze for a moment. This was not the question I expected. I thought she would be more interested in the way they were dressed. My mind raced for a moment on what to say. How was I to explain the answer to her question?

 

I looked at her and felt suddenly inspired to ask HER the same question.

"Well sweetie, why do WE hold hands?

 

She pondered for a moment and turned to observe the 2 men picking out some vegetables.

 

"So I don't get run over when we walk through the parking lot."

I smiled. "Yep, that's right."

 

Then she looked up at me with her big blue eyes and very solomly added,

"And because I love you."

 

I felt a little stunned for a moment.

"That's right too."

 

She turned to once again stare at these two, who were so obviously out of place in our little grocery store. "I guess they must love each other."

 

I was speechless for a moment. I was so touched by her innocent observation. I worried what other questions it might raise and how I would be able to explain. When she turned to me again with her big questioning eyes, I braced myself.

 

"Mommy? Can I have a doughnut?"

 

And that was it. We went and picked out a doughnut and went home.

 



Time Flies!!

It seems like the older I get, the faster each year goes by!! I swear Scarlet just turned a year last week and today she is 18 months old!! When I was sitting in the NICU in an extremely uncomfortable rocking chair, trying to coax her to eat 10cc of formula, I never imagined this day would ever come.

But it has!! And she's doing great!!

At 18 months she can:

Finally walk!! She started at 17 months and has mastered the talent!!

Sneak off with forbidden objects and hide. I've lost TWO tubes of lipstick!! Clinique!!

Chatter away in her own jargon and say a few words.

Loves books.

Is obsessively her Daddy's little girl. It's kind of disturbing!!

Eats like a horse. Her favorite food is green beans. And MEAT!!

 

 

 I get up early in the mornings. We're both out of bed around 6:15. I like to get right up and start my day. If I lay around I don't do anything and just get more and more lethargic. Scarlet doesn't like me to leave the family room even though the kitchen is literally 10 steps away!! So I put her in her little cage and for some reason she is secure that way.

 

 

 Practicing her cheer skills!! I think it's a little big for her!!

 

 

 Ella is getting so big and growing so much, it's hard to believe she was ever a baby!! We have discovered she is pretty good at MATH!! She must get that from her daddy and his side of the family!! She is also really good at puzzles!! She did this whole Peter Pan puzzle by herself!!

Doesn't she have awesome morning bed head!!

 

 

Ella's favorite baby sitter is a junior in high school and on the MV cheer squad. She is this pretty, sweet, blond girl and Ella LOVES her!! This is the mega phone she made for Ella!! It is so amazing!!When she gave it to her, Ella was speechless. Anyone who knows Ella knows what an amazing accomplishment this was!! It looks like it took a lot of time and she will have it for the rest of her life and always remember this wonderful girl who made it for her.

I pay my baby sitters pretty good. I want them to come back and want to do a good job. Plus Ella's a little intense, so I know they earn it!!

I'll tell you what, that girl is worth EVERY PENNY!!

The Specialist

I am usually, by nature, a very private person. I don't like to share all my drama and struggles. Not because I'm secretive. I just figure no one wants to hear about it!! The exception to these intendencies is my hormone/ reproductive system problems. I wonder if people wonder why I would be so open, to the point of posting it on here for all to see, about something that is so especially private.

Two reasons:

I feel the need to explain myself.

I want to protect myself.

 

With all the nasty problems I suffer from comes equal if not great nasty side effects. The one I hate the most is weight gain. I can easily gain 20 pounds in an 8 week period. Or 8 pounds in a week long period. Some of you may not believe this. You may believe it's gluttony that brings me to such a state. Or laziness. Or I'm exaggerating.

I'm not.

 

My body does not tolerate or metabolize insulin the way it is supposed to. Most people who suffer from diabetes have insulin problems that stem from their PANCREAS. That is not my case. My insulin intolerance comes from my OVARIES. 

 

 

I went to my new specialist yesterday. I have been putting off this appointment since last July. I hate doctors. I hate tests and the same questions over and over and over with little to no improvement. But I decided it was time to bite the bullet and see what he had to say.

I'm not going to go through the whole mess that we discussed. I just don't want to talk about it. Not in a dramatic, secretive way. Or that I am vying for attention.

I don't even have it sorted out in my head yet, I'm not capable of explaining it. It was incredibly over whelming.

The 3 most upsetting things we discussed have lurked in my mind for the last 24 hours. Interestingly, or pathetically, enough, these things aren't even technically medically related.

 

1. NO. MORE. SUGAR. EVER

I starred at my doctor and I felt like he had just told me my sibling had died. I felt denial and panic and an overwhelming urge to just cry my eyes out right there. He assured me I did NOT have to follow a diabetic diet. Diabetics are allowed ZERO fruit. I would have walked out of that office right then and let myself just get fat, hairy and die before I was going to live my life trying to avoid fruit. I have to abandon sugar in the un-natural from. No candy, chocolate, cookies, cakes, pie, icecream, etc etc.

I love sugar. Maybe to a point where I may or may not be mildly addicted to it......FINE!!! I LOVE THAT NASTY SHIT AND I AM FULL ON OBSESSED WITH IT AND I SHOULD BE IN REHAB!!

Yep, that's right. I love food. I love junk food. I love meat and carbs and sugar. I've never denied that, and I TRY VERY HARD to eat healthy and be careful. But I have periods of my life where I eat a lot more of it than the average human should.

 

2. Limit carbs to 1-2 times a week.

This is hard as well, because you would amazed at the stuff that carbs in it!!

My diet must now consist of lean protein, fruits, veggies and dairy.

And some of you may be thinking, "Isn't that how EVERYONE should eat?"

NO. It is not. If I eat carbs or sugar, my body can't properly break them down. So instead of them being digested and excreted, they surge through my blood and can't filter out. They are just stuck there until they're diluted and absorbed and finally just thin out and disappear. So a piece of birthday cake doesn't leave me the next day. It leaves me 10 days later. All the sugar can't break down so my fat cells grab it and hang on!! That piece of cake won't effect the average persons weight. I'll gain 3 pounds. From one piece of cake. Now imagine if I eat pasta and then cake. And then have a muffin for breakfast the next morning. All that sugar has no where to go but fat cells.

If I eat like the average person, I will rapidly gain weight that I will not be able to get rid of.

This goes back to what I said before. I put this out there to explain and protect myself. If I shoot up 20 pounds in 2 months. It's not always because of being lazy. It's because I ate like a regular person for a week or so.

 

3. NO jeans

The imbalanced hormones in my......lower regions. Make it a yeast FACTORY. Anything remotely tight or unbreathable is like vagina suicide. If those infection get bad, they travel up my......stuff......and get nice and comfy in my uterus. It hurts. It burns. It itches. I run a low fever and can't sleep, but I'm so lethargic. It's painful. I associate the feeling to mild contractions.

Denim is too thick and restricting. Even if I bought loose jeans, the fabric is just too thick and can't breath. Pantyhose are the other no no.

I don't want to wear athletic pants every day, and slacks are a little classy for the park!! I haven't came to a solutions to this yet, but I have a feeling Kohl's is going to help!!

I'm explaining myself so everyone doesn't think I've gone totally off the deep end fashion wise, or have become a slob and only wear sweat pants.

 

I'd like to thank anyone who made it to the end of this long freaking post. It is a lot of boring information that no one probably cares about. But like I said before, I feel a need to explain myself so that everyone will understand and have mercy in their hearts and not judge me as I battle through this mortal struggle. 

 

I am sensitive about this subject. Not so much that an accidental comment will hurt me. I understand that sometimes the wrong thing is said in complete innocence. I just feel the need to explain to satisfy my own anxiety over the whole ordeal.

Motherhood is a raw deal!!!

I love my children and I love being a mother. I worry about my little girls and routinely feel inadequate to be their mother. But I try!! Today I realize that it is more fun to be DADDY than Mommy!!

As a mother I am in charge of:

 

1. Nutrition

2. Manners

3. Sleep routines

4. Cleanliness

5. Education

6. Time limited in front of the TV!!

7. Getting them dressed in clothes that match and getting their hair done.

8. Instilling a love of the gospel

9. Discipline

10. Nurturing talents

11. Hygiene

 

And NUMEROUS other every day things. And that's fine, I enjoy nurturing my children. But then Daddy gets home and it's all fun and games!! They eat pizza for breakfast and watch cartoons all day and don't read their books. They are stinky and dirty and their clothes don't match!! Discipline is in the form of bribery!!

I love my husband very much. He is a wonderful father and a good man. Ella and Scarlet love being with him and miss him everyday. He is our calm amongst the storm. But it is just not fair that I don't get to be the fun one once in a while!!!

 

 When Daddy's in charge, lunch consists of jerky (yes, for my 18 month old!!) cool ranch Doritos, and chocolate milk. All the while watching Wreck it Ralph!!

 

 



Happy Valentine's Day!!!

We had some unfortunate presents that we did not expect this year.

Brent got the horrible flu that we all had last month. I thought he had dodged it, but alas, he did not.

He had even taken off 2 extra days and we had a whole fun filled week planned.

Imagine my disappointment when the week was spent laying on the couch watching TV instead.

 

It was probably a good thing, because I got a PELVIC INFECTION. For those of you unfamiliar with pelvic infections, I hope you NEVER have to become FAMILIAR with them. Let's just say it's a good thing I was only required to lay around all week. The pain, swelling and other irritations were depressing to say the least!!

 

Enough complaining!!

 

 Ella got this pretty new "wiggle" for Valentine's Day. She proudly wore it to her school party.

 

 



 

Brent was a very generous husband and spoiled me!! I am SO SO SO excited for my new Vitamix!!

I have always wanted one and knew I would use it a lot!! His sister got one for Christmas and I was telling him all about how amazing they were.

He looked it up online with plans to surprise me, and saw how much they were......he threatened to not let Amy and I play together anymore!!

He obviously is blowing smoke though, because here it is!!

He also booked me a facial last week.

Ohhhhhh......if I'm ever rich (which I doubt I will ever be) I want one of those once a week!!

 

 



Scarlet got these little bows. She refused to hold still for a picture so Ella modeled them.

2 pink, 2 black, 2 red. And sparkly!!

 

 



Ella also got some heart bracelets. She's been really into her accessories lately!! I like that she's girly. If that changes, I'm fine with that too. But for now it is so fun!!

She is in a really fun age right now where she understands holidays and gets excited, but is easily pleased with $0.97 bracelets and a new skirt!!

ZUMBATHON!!!

 

ZUMBATHON!!!

I don't even know where to begin to describe Zumbathon!! First, let's say it isn't for the faint of heart!! 2 solid hours of cardio is hard core!! I figured out it is the equivalent of a 10 mile run. Except with jumping and arm waving (flailing if your me) and booty shaking!!

I went with a group of 10 ladies and we were LITERALLY the only white chicks there!! Which is only remarkable because I have never experienced that before!! To literally be a minority where even the MC spoke in a different language!!

 

The energy was amazing!! I felt more uninhibited than I do in our valley class. The Latina ladies didn't care if they messed and up, and didn't care if I messed up. And I didn't care if I stood there totally confused because I didn't know them!! We were all just there to get our groove on and support a good cause.

 

I have to admit, when Annie started her class in 2010 I didn't want to go. Not because I don't like her or dancing, just because I'm introverted and a gathering of people I might have to socially interact with didn't sound like fun!! I went mainly just to get my sister off my back from bugging me. And I am SO SO SO glad I did!! I have loved it from the start!!

 

 Said relentless sister and her friend Brandi.

 

 Me and my sister. I was considered the spy of the group as I blended in the best!!

 

 Annie and Becky.

Annie taught a couple of songs and she was awesome!! Totally killed it!!

We made her stand in front of us so we could still kind of watch her when she got to participate. Watching her was like watching a duck released from captivity into water. She was in her element!!

 

 This is a poor picture. But this is the room from the very back.

We were shoulder to shoulder. It was so close and at first I thought I'd have too many people in my personal bubble!! But it was great!!

 

 This is most of the group that was from the valley. A couple more came after the picture and I didn't get an "after" picture.

I should have because I was DRENCHED in sweat!! It was embarrassing!! I looked like a guy after a football game!!

My sports bra was soaked through and so was my thin shirt.

 

Another shot of the room.

It was so awesome. I loved the energy and the vibe of the whole night. I hit my wall about an hour and 15 minutes in. But rallied after I drank a protein shake!!

But my 2nd wind only lasted about 30 more minutes and then I was done. I could just not lift my legs to do another jumping jack!! I was starting to get uncoordinated!!

 

It was a great night and I'm so glad I got to go. I got to spend time with my sister and got to know a couple of new ladies that are really awesome people!!